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Enjoy the best of funny love quotes and romantic sayings. The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.

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. Short Beautiful Women Quotes and Sayings. Never know a day might come and one of us would end up in the hospital and I want the last feeling you feel is of me loving you. Here are 12 inspirational and thought-provoking sexy woman quotes and sexy quotes for women to get you there.

1 Love is sharing your popcorn. When my head says I dont care my heart says I do care. Show her your hearts are in harmony with these love quotes for her from the heart.

Milne I like to think of myself less like an adult and more like a former fetus Anna Kendrick I always. Beauty is not in the face. Eleanor Roosevelt A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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A grown ass man with his shit together -Unknown I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells. Up to 32 cash back Every woman wants to know that she and her man are in synch. A strong woman knows she has strength enough for the journey but a woman of strength knows it is in the journey where she will become strong.

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Unique and mysterious her beauty is precious lovely gift on canvas of moon. Funny Girly Quotes. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

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Its suspicious say all moms everywhere. A beautiful woman should break her mirror early Baltasar Gracian. A woman is like a tea bag you cant tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Your smile makes me crazy. Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. A womans place is in the houseand the senate Kristin Hannah It is amazing what a woman can do if only she ignores what men tell her she cant Carol K.

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When you aim for perfection you. Funny love quotes for her expressing some of the silly and frustrating aspects of having a girlfriend or being in love with a girl. Here are some of the best quotes for beautiful kind funny smart strong and independent girls.

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